Monday, April 4, 2016

10 Horrifying Legends From Latin America





Myths and legends are mirrors of the culture that created them. They reflect the fears, hopes, dreams, and nightmares of people. They exist to teach a lesson to the young or to trick people into what the culture believes is appropriate behavior. And, sometimes, whatever the purpose of a tale is it just plain terrifies youngsters and old-timers alike.

10El Imbunche
Chile

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This myth is terrifying for several reasons. First of all, it focuses on a child. A first-born son was sold by his parents before his ninth day of life to a member of the Centre Comitee, a special guild of warlocks from Chilean folklore. Secondly, the baby was deformed with dislocated limbs. Two months later, his tongue was forked. Eventually, the warlock began a process that resulted in the baby’s head being turned 180 degrees. The last part of the transformation consisted of cutting a deep incision under the right shoulder, inserting its right hand into the gap, and sewing up the wound.
When it healed, the Imbunche was complete and ready to take his role as guardian of a cave. This myth is one of the few being portrayed in popular culture outside its country of origin. British writer Alan Moore, famous for works such as Watchmen and V for Vendetta, used the Imbunche as an enemy on his run in Swamp Thing in the 1980s.
9El Pombero
Argentina, Paraguay
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Belonging to the Guarani mythology, the Pombero, also known as Kurahu-Yara (Owner of the Sun), is similar to a dwarf or a genie. He is a creature of the forest that protects birds from children and their slingshots. He has short arms and legs in recent depictions, but he is a tall man in older stories. He can become invisible at will and his hairy feet make him stealthy.
A woman can become pregnant if the Pombero touches her belly, but this can happen only to a single woman. Of course, this is a tale to protect the honor of women who have sexual relationships before marriage. Still, every single bad thing that happens in the area will be blamed on the Pombero. It is possible to gain Pombero’s favor with offerings such as tobacco, honey, and brandy. People seek his help to improve crops or to protect farm animals. The Pombero was portrayed outside Paraguay, even if only by name, in the TV show Lost Girl as seen in this clip.

8La Ciguapa
Dominican Republic

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La Ciguapa is a wild and magical creature with the looks of a mountain siren. The creature is seen as a beautiful girl by some, while others see a horrendous being. The lonely man who is unlucky enough to find her will fall in love. They will have sex in the night and, after that, the Ciguapa will kill him. As with other beings, such as the Himalayan Abarimon, Indian Nulo, or Pombero, the Ciguapa’s feet are turned backward.
If the Ciguapa falls in love with a man, her night howling will be a harbinger of doom to his partner. Still, during a full moon—with a black and white dog as companion—a man can capture the Ciguapa. Some authors place her origins in pre-Hispanic times and others believe she was from colonial times. This is probably one of the most obscure legends in Latin America, and it is barely known outside the Dominican Republic.

7La Viudita
All Over South America

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She always walks alone after midnight with her face covered by a veil and wearing all black clothing. Men, most of them drunk, can walk her home. They want a one night stand. She lets them touch her body until they get to an intimate place. There, she takes off her veil and reveals the horror: She has no face, no lips, and no hair. Just a skull and a maddening laugh. Her victims tend to faint and, when they recover consciousness the next morning, they find themselves covered by thistles.
This is, of course, a moral story old women told to children in order to make them obey the Catholic principles that used to stand in all of South America. The same tale is told with few changes in every region, although the origin stories vary. Some people say she was a woman with an unfaithful husband who made a pact with the devil, while others say she died of angst after the death of the love of her life and for that she is now a lost soul. Bolivian director Elias Serrano is making an “Origins” story about this legend.

6La Luz Mala
Argentina

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In the swamps and marshes of northern Argentina, people have reported seeing unnatural balls of light just after sunset. These balls float a few inches above the ground and are sometimes called “Farol de Mandinga” (Devil’s Lamp). Most people in the area believe they are the souls of unrepentant sinners who rejected God. The legend says people should pray and bite a knife to protect themselves.
This legend is not exclusive to Argentina. The same phenomenon has been reported as the “Spooklight” at the Missouri-Oklahoma state line, where it is called the “will-o’-the-wisp.”
And, of course, there is nothing supernatural about this. It’s called ignis fatuus and some people believe that it could be explained by the bioluminescence some living beings, such as honey fungus and fireflies, can produce. Barn owls have white plumage that may reflect natural lights—like the moon—and appear as an ignis fatuus. The common explanation for ignis fatuus today involves combustion of gases typically found in swampy environments.

5Wekufe
Argentina, Chile

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The word “wekufe” in the Mapuche language is used to refer to liars and deceptive people. The concept of evil did not exist for them and only came along with Catholic missionaries. Then it begun to be used as a synonym for a demon or evil spirit. Some sources say the good or evil of these beings depend on who contacts them rather than in their own nature. Still, most portraits depict them as evil creatures.
They can have physical or spirit-like bodies and a wide range of powers. Many times, the Wekufes appear in the forms of animals or natural phenomena. Many times, they serve as tools for the Calcu—the wizards of Mapuche tribes. They can be used to enslave the souls of the recently dead, to cause disease, and to generally kill people. They are magic weapons of mass destruction in the hands of one sorcerer.

4La Tunda
Colombia, Ecuador

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As the legend says, in the 16th-century 23 slaves escaped from a merchant ship en route from Panama to Peru. They fought the natives on land and their cries reached hell and awoke the Devil, who killed them all while disguised as a prince named Macumba (which is a word now heavily associated with witchcraft). He then fell in love with a gorgeous young girl. They married and had several children. One of them was La Tunda.
La Tunda is a shape-shifter. As a Devil’s daughter, she cannot bear children. So, she kidnaps kids and lures men to her den. She appears as a loved one to youngsters, a loving mother, a dear aunt, or a cute girl to men. When in a lonely place, she passes gas in their faces. The stink breaks their wills and they become entundados, bound by her will.
As with other legends on this list, La Tunda is a local bogeyman. Nevertheless, this one is worth noticing because it is also a metaphor for the destruction of the ecosystem.

3Sirens
Amazon

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Ancient Greece wasn’t the only place home to the myth of the sirens. The Amazon basin also has a similar legend. These creatures appear in the rivers that feed the Amazon, which is also the home of the anaconda. The fishermen, hunters, and gold prospectors that worked in the area could spend weeks doing their best to provide for their families while working in a dangerous place without any female company.
Many have reported seeing young girls on the opposite shore singing to them and calling them. Some of these men, perhaps hallucinating at the time, jumped into the river and drowned trying to reach the girl on the other shore. Those who did not answer the calling have lived to tell the tale.

2La Segua
Costa Rica

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La Segua, sometimes spelled with a “c” instead of an “s,” is a type of witch from Costa Rica. She can be found on lonely roads or alleys looking for young men who like to party. She is depicted as a gorgeous woman with white skin, dark eyes, and long black hair. She is a seductress asking for a ride and will find her way onto the male’s horse (or car in more recent times).
Then, the man will turn his head around only to discover a terrifying beast with the face of a horse and bloodshot eyes. This image makes the girl a kind ghost in comparison. Possibly the worst thing is that there is not one Segua—there are many. Even when their powers do not seem clear, many men think they can make them impotent from pure fright. As any other tale from folklore, this may have a sociological explanation: the fear of the coven. The males may fear whatever women can do when they are outside the view of their fathers, brothers, husbands, and priests.

1El Familiar
Argentina

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This is the most recent legend in the list, appearing in the 19th century along with the cane sugar mills in the northwestern part of the country. The stories are more or less the same in every region. “El Familiar” is the Devil himself in the form of a giant snake called Vivoron, who will eat one worker every year because that is the pact the owner of the mill has made with the Devil in exchange for accelerated growth.
Sometimes, El Familiar is depicted as an enormous, headless black dog. It is worth noting that the living conditions for workers in all the country at that time were sub-human.
El Familiar is similar in nature to the phantom black dogs in European folklore, including one in Dartmoor, that would inspire Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Hound of the Baskervilles. Of course, El Familiar is a bogeyman for grown-ups, and he is feared even today in some areas.

Top 10 Moments When Children Got Their Spelling Totally Wrong





It’s safe to say that spelling isn’t our forte – put it this way, we’re never going to win any spelling bees. In fact, most adults misspell their words from time to time. Like when you stare at common words and they just look totally wrong even though you know they’re right but you’re still not sure.
Children on the other hand can get away with anything. Even if they claim Buzz Lighyear “cums in pies”. But don’t worry, children, as you grow older you will come to reaslise the awesome function built in most web browsers that spell for you. Yeah, ask an adult to spell using pen and paper and then see how good their spelling is.

10. Cute

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9. I Love My Whole Family

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8.Come With Me To Father’s Day Land

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7. I Am Buzz Lightyear! I Come In Peace

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6. I Have An Account


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5. I Will Miss Your House

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4. My Dad Is The Best Cook Ever!

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3. My Pen Is In A Goat

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2. My Elephant Likes To East Peanuts

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1. Churn Bucket

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Top 10 Bizarre Solutions to Serious Problems





Blue sky thinking. Taking a creative approach. The business world is full of appreciative lingo for people who can deliver innovative solutions to serious problems. Sometimes, such crazy, pie-in-the-sky ideas really work. More frequently, they’re simply just crazy. Here are ten times countries and companies abandoned commonsense in the face of serious issues.

Problem: Australia is Worried about Climate Change

The Crazy Solution: Shoot a million camels.

Climate change is one of the biggest issues of our time. Plenty of people are rightly worried that we can’t cut back on our carbon consumption quick enough to stop a climate apocalypse. But whereas most scientists are talking about using tech to save our asses, Australia has come up with a better solution. The government wants to shoot one million camels from a helicopter.
It’s a rarely-discussed aspect of climate change that a huge amount of it is caused by large mammals farting. No, seriously: each camel on Earth releases 100 pounds of methane every year, equivalent to 2,500 pounds of carbon dioxide in terms of atmospheric damage. Since Australia is overrun with camels, in 2011 the government seriously considered a mass-culling of the beasts to combat global warming. Incredibly, scientists thought the basic plan was a good idea. However, they did point out that Australians would be better off shooting their 20 million cows. Turns out the average bovine farts even more than the average camel.

Problem: South Korea’s Crazy Suicide Rate

The Crazy Solution: Hold mass funerals for people who are still alive.

South Korea’s suicide rate is nuts. An insane work culture combined with family pressure and a bad attitude toward older people means just about everyone is at risk of killing themselves. In 2015, some companies decided to do something about the death rate among their employees, by which we mean they organized mass funerals where workers were interred in caskets and forced to listen to speeches about their untimely passing.
The idea is a bit like It’s a Wonderful Life. The employees play ‘dead’ for an afternoon, and get to eavesdrop on their own funerals, hopefully finding out how much better the world is with them in it (though we’re sure at least one prankster messed with the concept by standing next to the coffin and declaring ‘thank God that guy’s dead!’). According to some, it really seems to have worked. The Guardian quoted a guy who said the experience of lying in a coffin had made him realize he needed to spend more time with his family.

Problem: Starvation in North Korea

The Crazy Solution: Open shops selling human poop.

A hop across the border, North Korea is one of the nastiest, bleakest places on Earth. Since the 1990s, huge swathes of the population have consistently been on the brink of starvation. Those lucky enough to own a scrap of land have taken to growing their own vegetables to subsidize their breadline existence. There’s only one problem: fertilizer is extremely hard to come by in North Korea. The solution some enterprising locals came up with? Open shops selling human poop.
In 2011, defectors to South Korea reported that one of the hottest item on the North Korean black market was human poop. A bag of the stuff changed hands for staggering amounts of money, as it allowed a better crop yield. Sadly, on a North Korean diet, it’s also impossible to generate enough poop of your own. Enter the poop shops, which pay people to do the pooping for them. It sounds crazy and gross, but when your choices are pay for man-poop or starve to death, we’re gonna guess 100 percent of you would pick the poop every time.

Problem: Japanese Women are Stressed at Work

The Crazy Solution: Hire hunks with tissues to gently wipe their tears away.

Japan’s conservative society isn’t exactly female friendly. While women are respected in public, they’re still expected to stay at home popping out babies and barely seeing their friends. In the workplace, things are even worse. The attitude is kinda like America in the Mad Men era, only with less snappy dressing.
As a result, the growing cohort of young women who are determined to have careers are finding the macho male work environment super-stressful. The Japanese government has even called it a national health problem. Last year, one company came up with a bizarrely sexist solution. Career-focused women can now hire hunky men to come round their house after work with a box of soft tissues and ‘expertly’ wipe the stress-tears from their cheeks.
Leaving aside the strangely-sexist solution to a sexist problem, the tissue men are proving popular. The company only started in late 2015, and already it has plenty of people on its rosters. Part of that may be to do with the price. You can get a full two-hours of hot guy eye-wiping time for as little as $60.

Problem: Russia’s Crazy-Low Birthrate

The Crazy Solution: A national sex day and special prizes for women who get knocked up.

Russia’s birthrate is dangerously low. That’s not hyperbole: if Russians don’t start getting busy in the sack soon, their country’s economy will implode under the weight of too many old people. Since 2006, the Kremlin has done plenty of crazy stuff to tackle the crisis, including organizing a hip-hop concert that was meant to feature Putin onstage with Boyz II Men. But the craziest of all has to be National Conception Day.
Held on September 12, couples are given a free day’s holiday for the express purpose of going home to breed like rabbits. Any woman who manages to give birth exactly nine months later will be put forward to win a fabulous award. Previous prizes have included 4×4 jeeps, an apartment, and, um, a fridge (sucks to be the winner that year). By some accounts it has even worked. Russia’s birthrate – while still worryingly low – is now climbing higher than it has been in years.

The Problem: The US Electoral College Makes No Sense

The Crazy Solution: Keep the college, make fifty new states.

US politics is clearly mad. Anyone who disagrees just needs to look at the electoral college. Thanks to the way the population is spread out, some states wield disproportionate influence.
For example, the most-populous state has 66 times the population of the smallest, yet only gets 18 times as many votes. This is clearly unfair and people have been talking of changing it for decades. In 2013, mathematician Neil Freeman came up with a solution that was both practical and utterly crazy. He proposed scrapping the current 50 states and replacing them with 50 new ones that had identical populations.
Freeman’s proposal went so far that he actually drew up a map for 50 states with a population of 6.175m each. As you can imagine, it was guaranteed to ruffle feathers. Alaska and half of Oregon were combined into a single super state, while NYC was split in two. The entire Western US was basically reduced to three gigantic states, while the eastern seaboard was split up into a crazy patchwork. It’s unlikely to ever happen, but points for thinking so far outside the box that the box itself isn’t even a blip on the barren horizon of crazy stretching out all around you.

The Problem: Danish Towns are Closing Under-Attended Schools

The Crazy Solution: Strike a deal with the government to make as many babies as humanly possible.

It’s a problem people living in small towns everywhere will recognize. At some point, the child population declines so much that the council decides to simply shut the local school and save some money. In most cases, all you can do is complain. But the citizens of Thisted in Denmark came up with a different plan. They struck a deal with the local government to procreate as quickly as possible and get the demand for school services back up again.
The Guardian reported that the town’s young couples had around five years to get as many new babies born as possible. If there were enough, the council would keep the schools open and maybe even open some new services. It seems quite an ask just to keep a local school running, but hey, there’s that famous Danish civic pride for you.

The Problem: The British Royal Family are Supposedly Cruel to Animals

The Crazy Solution: Protest this cruelty by eating a Corgi.

Fox hunting is the sport of Britain’s upper-classes. Although hunting with dogs has been illegal since 2004, the sport itself remains wildly popular. There are frequent accusations of cruelty against participants, sometimes serious, sometimes spurious. One of the latter came in 2007, when Prince Phillip was reported to have beaten a fox to death.
The Prince was cleared of any wrongdoing, but the message didn’t seem to reach animal rights activist and performance artist Mark McGowan. Incensed at the cruelty he perceived in the royal family’s treatment of animals, he decided to protest by cooking and eating a corgi.
Corgis are the breed of dog favored by the Queen herself. McGowan evidently wanted to show the royals how it felt to see their favorite animal pointlessly abused. Unsurprisingly, the public took one look at the man protesting animal cruelty by eating an animal and decided to ignore him.

The Problem: Terrorists Might Use Drones to Attack Cities

The Crazy Solution: Set up a taskforce of death-defying eagles to attack them in mid-air.

This solution isn’t so much crazy (though it’s definitely that) as it is plain awesome. Publicly-available drones have become a major worry in some countries. Not only is there fear they might crash into and bring down planes, but it’s now thought terrorists might start using them to launch remote attacks on major cities.
Dutch police and the London MET have a solution that’s all shades of amazing. They want to train up an elite corps of eagle warriors to patrol the skies and take down unauthorized drones.
Mad as it sounds, the plan has already gained some traction. Dutch scientists have proved an eagle can easily destroy a drone without harming itself. As proof, they’ve even released a video that’s basically the most-awesome thing we’ve seen involving an eagle all day (you can find it by clicking that last link).

The Problem: Togo is a Repressive Dictatorship

The Crazy Solution: No sex for anyone. Ever.

Togo is a tiny strip of land in Western Africa where “human rights” are the punchline to a particularly depressing joke. Ruled by a father-son dictator combo for 48 years, its commitment to democracy is non-existent. Rather than start a revolution, Togolese women recently came up with what might be a winning solution. They decided they would stop having sex until their men got their act together and replaced the government.
The sex strike called for the replacement of the president, and attempted to capitalize on men’s lustful nature and presumed lack of access to porn to effect democratic change. Insane as this sounds, it’s not completely unique. In the once-violent Colombian town of Pereira, women organized a 2006 sex strike to stop the killings. The murder rate immediately dropped by 26.5%.
As far as Togo is concerned, the results may have been less dramatic. The same autocratic president is still in power following 2015’s elections. On the other hand, the EU and African Union claimed the election was the most open and transparent in Togo’s history. A win for the sisterhood, maybe?

Sunday, April 3, 2016

25 Insanely Weird Ice Cream Flavors That You Won’t Believe






Whether it’s horse meat, charcoal, or goat cheese with marionberries and habanero sauce, there are some things that you would just never expect to find in your ice cream. That won’t stop some people from experimenting though! If you’re ready then come with us on a journey as we discover 25 insanely weird ice cream flavors that you won’t believe!

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Corn on the Cob Ice Cream



This country dish is available at Max and Mina’s Homemade Icecream and Ices in Queens, New York.

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Deep Fried Oyster Ice Cream



You either love or you hate this Japanese ice cream

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Garlic Ice Cream



This flavor is a favorite in Santa Cruz, California during the Gilroy Garlic Festival

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Bacon Ice Cream



Could anything possibly be more delicious than this?

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Akutaq



This Alaskan dish is basically ice cream made from sugar, berries, whipped fat, and leftover meat

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Lobster Ice Cream



Where else would this come from except Maine? Ben and Bill’s Chocolate Emporium in Bar Harbor is famous for this flavor.

19Spaghetti and Cheese Ice Cream



This strange blend is made by Heladeria Coromoto in Venezuela

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Cicada Ice Cream



Sparky’s Homemade Ice Cream in Columbia, Montana is the creative force behind this disturbing flavor

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Curry Ice Cream



This ice cream is featured as one of Vosges Chocolate’s exotic flavors

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Coronation Chicken Ice Cream



Consisting of cold chicken, raisins in mayonnaise, and curry, this ice cream is inspired by the coronation chicken dish that was cooked for the queen’s coronation in 1953

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Salt and Pepper Ice Cream



This flavor is offered by San Francisco ice cream shop Humphrey Slocombe

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Pet Bird Ice Cream



The flavors you can find at Torimi Cafe in Japan include Cockatiel and Parakeet

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Beer Ice Cream



Brought to you by Frozen Pints the flavors include Honey IPA and Brown Ale Chip

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Caviar Ice Cream



It is made with 60 percent white sturgeon Alverta Royal Petrossian caviar and sold by the French ice cream company Philippe Faur

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Fig and Fresh Brown Turkey Ice Cream



New York City’s Il Laboratorio del Gelato offers this exceedingly strange combination

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Avocado with Mint and Sour Cream



Found at the Creole Creamery in New Orleans, this ice cream sounds more like a salad!

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Squid Ink Ice Cream



It’s from Japan of course

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Cereal Milk Ice Cream



We all know that the best part of cereal is drinking the milk at the end. Momofuku Milk Bar decided to take that flavor and turn it into ice cream!

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Horse Meat Ice Cream



Yet another Japanese invention

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Pear with Blue Cheese Ice Cream



At Salt And Straw in Portland Oregon you’re in for a combination of salty and sweet.

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Chicken Wing Ice Cream



Found in Namja Town, Tokyo this ice cream is only for the adventerous!

4
Horseradish Ice Cream



Coming straight out of Queens, brothers Bruce and Mark Becker have established themselves as New York’s connoisseurs of eclectic flavors

3
Honey Jalapeno Pickle Ice Cream



Sweet Action Ice Cream in Colorado teamed up with local pickle company The Real Dill to create this unique flavor.

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Goat Cheese with Marionberries and Habanero Ice Cream



Using all natural dairy with the best local ingredients, Salt and Straw in Portland, Oregon have invented this insane sounding blend.

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Charcoal Ice Cream



Not surprisingly our number one flavor is once again from Japan.