Monday, April 11, 2016

Top 10 Pieces of History That the English Try to Forget





History is nothing if not biased. It’s a well-known fact that accounts of wars are generally written from the victor’s point of view, and some of the nastier bits get overlooked. And one of the great victors – and great overlookers – of history has to be England. Its history is tainted with imperialistic arrogance, genocide and cruelty. Yet, it tends to get skimmed over when anyone’s talking about the golden days of the British Empire. But it doesn’t take much digging to find the grimmer bits. So, here are the Top 10 Pieces of History That the English Try to Forget.
(For accuracy’s sake, I should point out that some of these events were perpetrated by the British as a whole, some by the English against other bits of Britain and the U.K….but the English tend to feature in them all. As Hollywood knows, villains always have a British accent)


10. The Mau Mau Uprising


Also known as “The Kenya Emergency”, this conflict took place between 1952 and 1960 and there were numerous atrocities on both sides. Kenya was under British rule at the time and the Mau Mau were a group of anti-colonial rebels, who expressed their hatred of the regime in the most vicious way possible, attacking Africans as well as British forces. The rebels may have been vicious, but they were matched by the actions of the British, who killed around 20,000 of them in combat and dispensed capital punishment to a further 1,090 Mau Mau suspects. When the Mau Mau killed 74 men, women and children at Lari the British retaliated by killing 150 of their people. Even more disturbing was theChuka massacre, where British-led troops killed 20 African citizens, and the subsequent torture of suspected rebels. A blood-stained and shameful chapter of British history.

9. The Irish Oppression


English imperialism didn’t just happen miles away from Britain’s shore. It also happened closer to home, with the actions of Elizabeth I’s army in Ireland. Known as one of the greatest monarchs of all time for the cultural leaps that occurred during her reign, Elizabeth was feared and hated in Ireland, or “that rude and barbarous nation”, as she referred to it. Fearful of the Irish making a pact with her enemies, and giving them a base close to England, she sent troops in to quell the more rebellious elements, scorch the earth and kill anyone who tried to resist them. Humphrey Gilbert, half-brother of Sir Walter Raleigh, was particularly known for his ruthlessness, putting down the Desmond rebellions with brutal force and lining the path to his tent with the heads of his enemies. Ireland has never forgiven England for these actions, and there is still tension today.

8. The Concentration Camps


It’s often said that the British invented the concentration camp. It’s not true, but they were pioneers of them. The first use of the term was by the Spanish, as they used “reconcentrados” in Cuba during the Ten Years’ War (1868-1878) and the British didn’t use them until the Second Boer War, which started in 1899. But it’s an undeniable fact that the British had their enemies in detention camps long before the Nazis did, with 45 camps built for Boer prisoners and 64 for Black African prisoners. And that included women and children, 26,000 of whom died in the camps thanks to the poor hygiene, lack of food and prevalence of infectious diseases. They didn’t invent them, but they certainly weren’t afraid to use them.

7. The Baralong Incident


The British pride themselves on a sense of fair play and this applies even in times of war – if you capture an enemy, you imprison rather than kill them. So it was shocking news when the German submarine U-27 was sunk by HMS Baralong and all the survivors were shot without mercy. The incident happened on August 19th 1915, in the middle of the First World War, 100 miles south of Ireland. The German U-Boats had sunk a passenger ship earlier that same day and so tempers were already raised. There are varying accounts of what happened, but some say that U-27’s commander Bernard Wegener was shot while he had his hands up in surrender. Definitely not the British way, is it?

6. The Massacre of Amritsar


There were many British atrocities committed while India was under their rule, but most notorious was the Massacre of Amritsar. On April 13th, 1919 Indians had gathered to protest peacefully against the Rowlatt Acts, laws which allowed the British to detain prisoners indefinitely and to sentence them without trial. Around 10,000 protesters were gathered in a park called Jallianwalla Bagh, which only had one way of getting in or out. Unarmed and with nowhere to go, the protestors were helpless as the British opened fire on them, killing 379 and injuring around 1,200. This sparked Mahatma Gandhi’s political movement, which continued the peaceful method of protest against British imperialism in India.

5. The Expulsion of the Jews


After the horrors of the Holocaust were revealed, the Allied nations were quick to condemn what Nazi Germany had done. But what no-one talked about is how anti-semitism ran deep in many of their countries as well – it just hadn’t surfaced in modern times like it had in Germany. But in the Middle Ages in England, it was more widespread and overt. England was the first country to make the Jews wear a special marker, preceding the Nazis by over 700 years. And in 1290, the Jews were banished from England entirely – not through any fault of their own, just as a popularity-winning measure by King Edward I (pictured above). The 2,000 Jews were apparently exiled peacefully, although accounts vary, and weren’t officially allowed to return till 1655.

4. The Malayan Emergency


Another colony, another rebellion – this one took place in Malaya between 1948 and 1960. The rebels called it the “Anti-British National Liberation War”, but the wealthy rubber plantations pushed for it to be referred to as an emergency, for insurance purposes. At the time, the Federation of Malaya was a protectorate of the United Kingdom (it became fully independant in 1957) and the Commonwealth forces stepped in to protect the Malayan people for the MNLA, the communist forces. It’s held up as a model of warfare, with the Commonwealth emerging victorious, unlike the American forces in Vietnam a few years later. However, allegations have emerged about British atrocities in the “emergency”, mostly in a book written by MNLA leader Chin Peng. One of these is an alleged massacre in the village of Batang Kali in 1948. Scots Guards entered the village and separated the men from the women and children. The next morning, all 24 men were dead. No-one knows exactly what happened, and the Batang Kali families are still pursuing the truth but it seems likely that there is another chapter of British shame hidden in Malaya.

3. The Glencoe Tragedy


Now, this is a difficult one to classify. Technically, it was Scots that murdered Scots at Glencoe, and the whole thing was done in the name of a King who was actually Dutch, but it was part of Scotland’s continued resistance to English rule, and so England is ultimately responsible. There had been a history of English oppression of the Scots, as far back as the Middle Ages, when Edward I (yes him again) defeated the renowned warrior William Wallace in what he called “the Scottish Problem”. The two nations had briefly been united under the Stuart Kings, who were Scottish in blood but sat on the English throne. However, when the last Stuart King was driven into exile (James II) and replaced by the Dutch William III, he needed to bring the Scottish Chiefs into line. So his “man in Scotland”, John Dalrymple, Master of Stair was despatched to make the clan Chiefs swear an oath to William. Chief McDonald was late to swear the oath, having been sent to the wrong place, and in revenge Dalrymple instructed another clan – the Campbells – and their allies to murder the whole McDonald clan. And they did – 38 of them, including women and children. What’s worse is the cowardice of the attack – at 5 in the morning, when the Campbells had been staying with the McDonalds for two weeks, feasting and partying. A shocking story of Scottish violence against one another, but motivated and orchestrated by the English government.

2. The English Slave Trade


Another rarely-mentioned historical fact is Britain’s complicity in the slave trade. Whenever a film about slavery comes out (“Django Unchained”, “The Butler”) it focusses on the American plantations and the conditions that were suffered there. However, without Britain there would have been no plantations. It was Britain that supplied the goods that were sent to Africa to be traded for slaves. These slaves then crossed the Atlantic to America, which then sent back goods from the plantations. It was known as “the triangular trade”. Britain abolished the slave trade, with the Slave Trade Act of 1807, and after that became a campaigner for emancipation in America. But the uncomfortable truth is that without Britain’s help, no-one would have needed to be emancipated.

1. The Settlement of Australia


Everything on this list is horrendous, but none of it quite compares to the British actions in Australia against the aboriginal peoples. It was the sustained campaign of genocide that made this chapter more horrific than any other. The British arrived on this “uninhabited land” and proceeded to treat it like their own, disrespecting the sacred aboriginal relationship with the land and killing the unarmed native people in massacres like the one at Myall Creek, where 28 men, women and children were rounded up and shot. And then there were the diseases the settlers brought with them, to which the Aboriginals had no immunity. Lastly, the settlers (by this time Australians) removed thousands of aboriginal children from their families to stop the growth of the race. An altogether disgraceful way to treat a group of people which is still now being atoned for.

10 Cool Unique Commands You can Teach Your Dog





Dogs are quite smart and are eager to please their owners. The smartest breed of dogs is the poodle, so it’s no wonder most circus acts used poodles. However, any dog can learn to answer to your unique commands and do as they’re told. The following list is 10 cool, unique tricks you can teach your dog. Be persistent and soon your dog will be the most obedient and cool pet you have ever had.

1. Don’t be shy

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This command involves getting your dog to hide his eyes with paws or hide his face against your lap. Have you noticed that dogs don’t like you touching their noses? Well, blowing on their noses is even worse for them. What you do is blow on your dog’s nose and say the command: don’t be shy. Your dog will either move its face or hide its eyes with his paws. After performing the trick, give your dog a treat and say “good dog”. Keep repeating this procedure for a couple of days and substitute the treat with just saying “good dog” or petting it. With a certain amount of time your dog will automatically cover his eyes with his paws every time you tell him “don’t be shy”. Remember to always praise it or pet it.

2. To act crazy

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Dogs sometimes like to act in a very unique crazy way when they get excited; they either jump around or run really fast in circles. When you see your dog doing this say the command: act crazy. It might take several attempts, but always reward your dog with treats or praise to motivate its behavior.

3. Cry

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This one is a little harder to obtain, but when you hear your dog whining, say: cry. Praise it and give it a treat. Keep trying until it gets it and then you have a dog that cries on command.

4. High-five

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Now this one gets a little tricky too, because dogs are ticklish and don’t like it when you touch their paws. With practice you can make your dog high five with you. So, extend your hand in the high five position and give the command, you may need to pet or physically make your dog high five with you.

5. Where is…. fill in the blank

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This trick can come in handy for finding objects or guiding your dog towards another person. It involves saying: Where is…. and fill in the blank with any possible thing you can think of. After your dog finds the object or the person praise it and give a treat.

6. Hide and seek

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This is not a trick, but a fun cool game you can play with your dog. First, you need to throw a toy far away from where you are and because of instinct the dog will chase after it. This is your cue to hide. After the dog notices you’re missing it will begin to search for you. You can even help it by calling its name or whistling. Once your dog finds you it will be really happy, so praise him and pat him for finding you. Then, switch your hiding places.

7. Bark

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Training your dog to bark follows the same exact procedure as teaching it to cry.

8. Dance

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This is a fun unique way to play with your dog and it’s really easy to teach. Dogs have a tendency to reach toward your face and stand on their two back legs to do so. When your dog attempts this, use the palms of your hand and pat your dog’s paws and say the command: dance. You can move around and your dog will follow you, so it appears like you are dancing. Always remember to praise your dog or give it a treat.

9. Tell me secrets

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Dogs are always sniffing around, so take advantage of this and place your ear near your dog’s nose. They will sniff it and say: tell me secrets. Practice this a few times with praise and treats and you will get your dog to look like he’s telling you cool secrets.

10. Kisses

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Another easy, but cute command to teach your dog is to kiss you. Obviously it will lick you. Place your cheek near your dog’s mouth and ask: kiss me. After a few attempts you dog will lick you cheek and give you kisses.
The amazing thing about all these unique tricks is that if your dog wants some attention, he will perform them for you to receive praise, petting or treats. That’s pretty cool, right?

Creative swimming pool designs





Swimming is one of the best exercise you can do to work your muscles and relax yourself as well. Today I will showcase different and creative swimming pool designs. Whether you’re looking to book a hotel for your next trip and you need travel ideas or you just need a virtual vacation from your computer, here are 10 of the most Fascinating Swimming Pools Around The World.


10 – Intercontinental Hotel (Hong Kong)


Intercontinental Hotel

The Intercontinental Hotel in Hong Kong has lavish amenities and the skyline to back it up. And the cherry on top is a set of three pools that sit atop its third-floor spa deck, overlooking Victoria Harbor. With an Asian-inspired ambiance, the Pool Terrace also features a teak-decked dining area surrounded by lily ponds and outdoor spa pool cabanas.

09 – Blue Lagoon Geothermal Spa (Iceland)


Blue Lagoon Geothermal Spa

In its description of Blue Lagoon National Geographic says “the steaming turquoise pools of Iceland’s Blue Lagoon, trapped in volcanic rock represent an otherworldly vision.” National Geographic says that Blue Lagoon is a geothermal gift of nature.

08 – San Alfonso Del Mar (Chile)


San Alfonso Del Mar

One of the largest swimming pool in the world is more than 3000 feet long, with a deep end that descends 115 feet. Sitting seaside at a resort in Chile, the pool required nearly five years to build and cost $1.6 billion.

07 – Golden Nugget (Las Vegas)


Golden Nugget

The Golden Nugget casino’s pool is also one of the take scariest of the strange pools. The pool gives you the feeling of swimming with the sharks. Of course without actually swimming next to them. It wraps around a giant tank for marine life that cost nearly $30 million to complete, and includes a three-story waterslide that runs through the middle of the tank.

06 – Rangali Island (Maldives)


Rangali Island

Jutting out into the Indian Ocean from a tiny island in the Maldives, this luxurious pool belonging to the Conrad Maldives Resort and Spa is in the class known an “infinity pools,” which are designed to dissolve the edges of the pool and make you feel like you’re floating atop the ocean itself.

05 – Ubud Hanging Gardens (Bali)


Ubud Hanging Gardens

In Bali, tourists get two exotic choices. Overlook the valley from the swimming pool on high, or get into the thick of things in the lower pool among the terraced gardens.

04 – Hotel Villa Mahal (Turkey)


Hotel Villa Mahal

Infinity pools are designed to create an optical illusion, and the pool at the Hotel Villa Mahal in Turkey might be the best of all. It makes you think that the water is flowing over the edge and into the sky.

03 – Ocean Dome (Miyazaki)


Ocean Dome

The Ocean Dome is probably the best alternative to an actual beach. It is known as the world’s largest indoor water park with world’s largest retractable roof, a fake volcano, artificial sand and the world’s largest wave pool. Ocean Dome attracted 1.25 million visitors in 1995.

02 – Badeschiff (Berlin)


Badeschiff

The Badeschiff swimming pool opened in 2004 to give Berlin’s citizens a sanitary swimming environment near the Spree River, which is much too polluted to take a dip in. It is created from a recycled river cargo container and floating on the river Spree.

01 – The Library Blood-Red Pool (Koh Samui)


Blood-Red Pool

The vibrant Red pool with a is few steps away from the white sandy beach of Chaweng that awaits you. This uniquely different style of pool will awaken your enjoyment in life

The 24 most hilarious Google search suggestions ever, the #3 killed me… LOL!





There is no doubt Google search suggestions are very useful, but since many people use Google to find the weirdest things, if you pay attention to some of the suggestion Google gives, you can discover some real gem.
The web is full of bizarre screenshots of weird suggestions and we gathered the most hilarious here on Just Something, just for you.
As usual, if you find some other fun stuff congenial to the list feel free to tell us in the comments.
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21. I like to…

20. Sometimes when I’m…

19. I am…

18. Why…

17. I did th…

16. Is it bad if…

15. Sometimes I like to…

14. Don’t you hate it when a…

13. Why isn’t…

12. What do I do if…

11. I’m out of e…

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9. Is it normal…

8. Do you ever look at yourself in…

7. Why does my husband…

6. I feel like a…
5. Someone has b…

4. Why is Nicolas Cage on…

3. I hate it when…

2. What’s a boyfriend…

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