Google’s Search Suggest works by automatically recommending popular searches as you type your words into Google based on other people’s previous searches. They show you these search suggestions to hopefully help you out when you are searching – just in case you didn’t already know. We don’t know about you, but many times after typing our first word into Google, our minds go blank and we totally forget – good job Google has our back.
As an evolving search engine, Google wants to guess what you are typing – based on other people’s searches – to hopefully show you results quicker. Not only does this make you think, frigging wow, Google, I am using you again; but it also supposed to reduce your search time and make you a happy bunny.
The thing that people need to realise is: Google’s search suggestions only show up if people are searching for these terms already. Yes, people like you are actually searching these phrases on our top list, below.
10. Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito
Yes, yes he can! Jesus can do anything. Jesus: “Dad, were the f””k is my Burrito? You best have not eaten it like last time.” Haha, God’s up to his usual tricks it seems. “Where has Jesus Misplaced His Burrito” will be next.
9. Really Hope You…
Someone must have really been annoyed to rush over to Google and type that in. The only thing we are wondering is how the statement ended. It could have been a granddad, a lion…anything.
8. Why Does it Hurt When I F**ger Myself
It obviously hurts when you f**ger yourself because you are trying to get your whole fist up there, like a machine. Just go with the one or two fingers with some lube and I am sure everything will be gravy. Medical attention maybe required though.
7. Google Won’t Search For Chuck Norris
Of course Google can’t find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can’t even find Chuck Norris. If Yahoo tells you that they can…they lie! However, if an old school search engine like AltaVistam or Lycos told you then we may believe you.
6. Is It Wrong to Sleep With Your Cousin
Is it wrong to sleep with your cousin? Let us think… Yes, of course it’s wrong. It’s hugely frowned upon – after all, it’s a relative. Surprisingly enough it’s not illegal. Looks like its incest all-round.
5. Why Does It Smell Down There
Why does it smell down there? Probably because you need a bath you dirty cow. It could be the signs of a yeast infection though. We would suggest that you go to your Docs so they can have a look. Beware though, you will need to get your cooch out.
4. Why Does Yahoo Still Exist
You know no one typed this in and Google just slipped it in there; Google trash talking Yahoo wherever they can. I bet in Yahoo it says “Why Does Google Still Exist?” But, Yahoo may have taken the higher ground. If we had a search engine it would be plasters all over our homepage.
3. I Feel Like A Want To Poop
We can answer this one without you clicking on a result. We are unsure if you are aware, but these porcelain things were invented that you use for just the occasion. We are unsure if you have used/heard of one before, but they are quite magical. It can be an emotional time too.
2. Is it OK To F**ger Myself
Haha, what’s with the f**gering questions? If you want to f””ger yourself then go ahead girl. A am sure Google won’t help you making a decision; only you know the answer.
1. I Punched A Lion In The Throat
Haha, who is the guy going around punching animals? First a chicken it seems and then a lion. The next thing he will be punching is an elephant or a great white shark. Just remember: don’t punch women in the face, it’s not expectable.
Yeah, we are aware that some of these maybe names of albums, books, song, etc. But we like to think that they happen in real life so don’t spoil it for us and deny. Shhhhhh, let’s just pretend. Let’s pretend that we are Peter Pan; we haven’t grown up and we haven’t lost our innocence.
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